badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

tonymyturtle:

faeires:

faeires:

the weather today is probably the most beautiful weather ever probably

I CANT BELIEVE HOW MANY NOTES THIS HAS IT HASNT EVEN BEEN 6 HOURS EEEE

where the fuck do you live